Quafdubflis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful giraffe.

Quafdubflis created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdubflis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quafdubflis, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quafdubflis' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Quafdubflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Never feed figs to swans while wearing shirts.