Gepbepinghak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish armadillo.

Gepbepinghak created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepbepinghak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepbepinghak, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gepbepinghak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gepbepinghak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gepbepinghak.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Erect five carbon sculptures of Gepbepinghak on top of important buildings.

5. Always help dogs.