Vonbafcin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unselfish wombat.

Vonbafcin created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vonbafcin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonbafcin, it will be very sad.

Vonbafcin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vonbafcin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vonbafcin.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about galaxies.