Veenhongomkad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, able lion.

Veenhongomkad created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenhongomkad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veenhongomkad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Veenhongomkad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Veenhongomkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.