Veenhongomkad is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, able
lion.
Veenhongomkad created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veenhongomkad, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Veenhongomkad, he will turn you into a sheep.
Veenhongomkad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Veenhongomkad's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never wear kilts.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never write about thermodynamics.