Sisfigdap is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, capable
warg.
Sisfigdap created an atom four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sisfigdap, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sisfigdap, it will turn you into a worm.
Sisfigdap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Sisfigdap's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near whales while wearing white trousers and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.
2. Run away from violet moths, for they are unholy.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never think about nebulae.
5. Always wear orange.