Megonthon is a god.
She takes the form of a small, temperamental
parrot.
Megonthon created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Megonthon, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Megonthon, she will destroy your home solar system.
Megonthon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Megonthon's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megonthon.
2. Do not wear silicon on your body.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always help sharks in need.