Strag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet mole.

Strag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Strag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Strag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Strag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Strag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Strag loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.