Fombisslad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident crane.

Fombisslad created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fombisslad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fombisslad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fombisslad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fombisslad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Fombisslad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about archaea.