Listnutgud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent lizard.

Listnutgud created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listnutgud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Listnutgud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Listnutgud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Listnutgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Run away if six voles approach from the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.