Ruljapyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented owl.

Ruljapyatt created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruljapyatt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ruljapyatt, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ruljapyatt's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ruljapyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Never paint your hands blue.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide if four moths approach from the north.