Jabpodfabcincudmip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hamster.

Jabpodfabcincudmip created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabpodfabcincudmip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jabpodfabcincudmip, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jabpodfabcincudmip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jabpodfabcincudmip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabpodfabcincudmip.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. You must love Jabpodfabcincudmip.

4. Never talk about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing violet shirts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.