Wodtantad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful armadillo.

Wodtantad created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtantad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodtantad, it will destroy your home planet.

Wodtantad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wodtantad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never laugh in the presence of elders.