Fatgetzed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy unicorn.

Fatgetzed created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatgetzed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fatgetzed, it will not care.

Fatgetzed's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fatgetzed's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fatgetzed.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.