Homflapdob is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident camel.

Homflapdob created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Homflapdob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Homflapdob, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Homflapdob's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Homflapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Homflapdob loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat garlic on days of mourning.