Lipjig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise centipede.

Lipjig created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipjig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipjig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lipjig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Lipjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Never paint your arms pink.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear coats.