Benbanfenquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful hippopotamus.

Benbanfenquaf created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benbanfenquaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Benbanfenquaf, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Benbanfenquaf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Benbanfenquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always share apples with strangers, but never with porpoises.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

4. Never stain your face with gray.

5. Never gather nine gulls in one place.