Bonkfasxen Sanrillwod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sapient lobster.

Bonkfasxen Sanrillwod created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfasxen Sanrillwod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonkfasxen Sanrillwod, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bonkfasxen Sanrillwod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bonkfasxen Sanrillwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Bonkfasxen Sanrillwod first in all things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never think about comets.