Cenhammat Genpodveen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tiresome wombat.

Cenhammat Genpodveen created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenhammat Genpodveen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cenhammat Genpodveen, she will turn you into a rat.

Cenhammat Genpodveen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cenhammat Genpodveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Heed all signs.