Nelldumomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring lion.

Nelldumomt created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Nelldumomt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelldumomt, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nelldumomt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nelldumomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Nelldumomt loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Nelldumomt loves voles, so they must be respected.