Queegrulham is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable salamander.

Queegrulham created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegrulham, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Queegrulham, it will turn you into a slug.

Queegrulham's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Queegrulham's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. You must love Queegrulham.