Naknabneg Nillbonkbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm snake.

Naknabneg Nillbonkbif created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Naknabneg Nillbonkbif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Naknabneg Nillbonkbif, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Naknabneg Nillbonkbif's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Naknabneg Nillbonkbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from orange capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never skip in autumn.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.