Dadflapxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, conceited dingo.

Dadflapxuc created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadflapxuc, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadflapxuc, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dadflapxuc's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dadflapxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Never paint your neck red.