Badjadhen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful mole.

Badjadhen created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badjadhen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Badjadhen, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Badjadhen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Badjadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never feed wheat to monkeys while wearing mauve tights.

5. Do not chop down trees.