Fidbopgud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, egotistical weasel.

Fidbopgud created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fidbopgud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fidbopgud, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fidbopgud's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fidbopgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must pray to Fidbopgud three times a day.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.