Tipcadvon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented alligator.

Tipcadvon created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipcadvon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipcadvon, he will turn you into a snail.

Tipcadvon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tipcadvon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide if nine doves approach from the east.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always help sharks in need.