Bepdimripbunnutlatflyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome dog.

Bepdimripbunnutlatflyarl created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepdimripbunnutlatflyarl, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bepdimripbunnutlatflyarl, it will turn you into a slug.

Bepdimripbunnutlatflyarl's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bepdimripbunnutlatflyarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bepdimripbunnutlatflyarl seven times a day.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to swans while wearing fawn kilts.

3. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Retreat if four seals approach from the south.