Cindabyok is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic crab.

Cindabyok created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cindabyok, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cindabyok, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cindabyok's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cindabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Cindabyok three times a day.