Flapciphub is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciful warg.

Flapciphub created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapciphub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flapciphub, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flapciphub's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flapciphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never approach forests carrying stone.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Flapciphub in the centre of the settlement.