Yokligtar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable horse.

Yokligtar created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokligtar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yokligtar, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yokligtar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yokligtar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yokligtar.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Yokligtar loves dogs, so they must be respected.