Cissmadbet is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous centipede.

Cissmadbet created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissmadbet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cissmadbet, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cissmadbet's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cissmadbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing red stockings and balancing six gold spheres on your hands.

2. Always store strawberries above ground.

3. Never mark doors with violet.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.