Besslarglan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring fish.

Besslarglan created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besslarglan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Besslarglan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Besslarglan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Besslarglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not keep nine cats in a large pit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.