Nartdutfas Geplarg Cedquartdog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking crane.

Nartdutfas Geplarg Cedquartdog created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartdutfas Geplarg Cedquartdog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nartdutfas Geplarg Cedquartdog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nartdutfas Geplarg Cedquartdog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nartdutfas Geplarg Cedquartdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartdutfas Geplarg Cedquartdog.

5. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.