Largdumyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless swan.

Largdumyog created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largdumyog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Largdumyog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Largdumyog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Largdumyog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.