Bedfedhap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart alligator.

Bedfedhap created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedfedhap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bedfedhap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bedfedhap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bedfedhap's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.