Paggutsat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless shark.

Paggutsat created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Paggutsat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Paggutsat, she will not care.

Paggutsat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Paggutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about planets.