Bemjenbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing slug.

Bemjenbop created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemjenbop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bemjenbop, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bemjenbop's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bemjenbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must never eat grapes.