Febpagcud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing pigeon.

Febpagcud created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febpagcud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Febpagcud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Febpagcud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Febpagcud's Holy Commandments

1. Febpagcud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. You must pray to Febpagcud eight times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.