Dissrakpak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong capybara.

Dissrakpak created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissrakpak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dissrakpak, it will turn you into a rock.

Dissrakpak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dissrakpak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Dissrakpak on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near seals while wearing purple jumpers and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.