Ganbifmid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless whale.

Ganbifmid created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbifmid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ganbifmid, it will turn you into a mole.

Ganbifmid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ganbifmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about optics near capybaras while wearing black ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your arms.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.