Habhimfag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful weasel.

Habhimfag created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhimfag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Habhimfag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Habhimfag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Habhimfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat bananas.