Negruttced is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent human.

Negruttced created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negruttced, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Negruttced, she will strike you with lightening.

Negruttced's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Negruttced's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.