Nelwotnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm wasp.

Nelwotnut created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelwotnut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nelwotnut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nelwotnut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nelwotnut's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.