Cumfetfon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, capable frog.

Cumfetfon created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfetfon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cumfetfon, he will turn you into a tree.

Cumfetfon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cumfetfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never gather four squirrels near towers.