Homwatraw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous lobster.

Homwatraw created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Homwatraw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homwatraw, it will come to you in dreams.

Homwatraw's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Homwatraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to voles while wearing orange kilts.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Homwatraw first in all things.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.