Lanlidcad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, selfish wyrm.

Lanlidcad created water two years ago.

If you believe in Lanlidcad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lanlidcad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Lanlidcad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lanlidcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear purple hats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never eat green fruit.