Sogfascab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast dugong.

Sogfascab created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogfascab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogfascab, he will come to you in dreams.

Sogfascab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sogfascab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.