Quafyartcatstippitdagafdot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair tapir.

Quafyartcatstippitdagafdot created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafyartcatstippitdagafdot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quafyartcatstippitdagafdot, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Quafyartcatstippitdagafdot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quafyartcatstippitdagafdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.
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