Busmobrowrattarbapflisflig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish yak.

Busmobrowrattarbapflisflig created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Busmobrowrattarbapflisflig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busmobrowrattarbapflisflig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Busmobrowrattarbapflisflig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Busmobrowrattarbapflisflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Never stain your feet with purple.

4. Never record names.

5. Do not commit murder.