Lamhinlit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent clam.

Lamhinlit created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lamhinlit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lamhinlit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lamhinlit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lamhinlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the north.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never look in ponds.
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