Cibtonnar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous raven.

Cibtonnar created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Cibtonnar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cibtonnar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cibtonnar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cibtonnar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cibtonnar first in all things.

2. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

3. Never feed lots of beans to mites while wearing purple corsets.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.