Narttad Karbossdab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered naga.

Narttad Karbossdab created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narttad Karbossdab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narttad Karbossdab, he will be very sad.

Narttad Karbossdab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Narttad Karbossdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Narttad Karbossdab loves shrews, so they must be honoured.