Tadtettiflag is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil
zebra.
Tadtettiflag created bats five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tadtettiflag, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Tadtettiflag, she will cry a lot.
Tadtettiflag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Tadtettiflag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Tadtettiflag.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not dye your hair violet.
5. Pray towards the south.