Jadcarpog Pangbarnbud is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered sheep.

Jadcarpog Pangbarnbud created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcarpog Pangbarnbud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadcarpog Pangbarnbud, he will destroy your home planet.

Jadcarpog Pangbarnbud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jadcarpog Pangbarnbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Never prepare spinach during winter.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.