Dadbapart is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing swan.

Dadbapart created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbapart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadbapart, it will destroy your home planet.

Dadbapart's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dadbapart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray rings.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to manatees while wearing black kilts.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect your elders.