Tungodpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable snail.

Tungodpog created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Tungodpog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tungodpog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tungodpog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tungodpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tungodpog's priests.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never sit near snails.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tungodpog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into green rooms.
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