Cusshabsug is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking yak.

Cusshabsug created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshabsug, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cusshabsug, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cusshabsug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cusshabsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never feed cucumbers to moths while wearing shoes.