Fudlopsak is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering mole.

Fudlopsak created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlopsak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fudlopsak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fudlopsak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fudlopsak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never stain your face with cyan.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.