Voldimkim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent seal.

Voldimkim created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voldimkim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Voldimkim, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Voldimkim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Voldimkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing north.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Voldimkim on top of all buildings.