Matjigcengep Zakxinwab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet dog.

Matjigcengep Zakxinwab created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Matjigcengep Zakxinwab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Matjigcengep Zakxinwab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Matjigcengep Zakxinwab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Matjigcengep Zakxinwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Matjigcengep Zakxinwab.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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