Kipyattrag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, loving wyvern.

Kipyattrag created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipyattrag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipyattrag, he will turn you into a goat.

Kipyattrag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kipyattrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Always obey Kipyattrag's priests.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.