Kipyattrag is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, loving
wyvern.
Kipyattrag created time and space nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kipyattrag, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Kipyattrag, he will turn you into a goat.
Kipyattrag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Kipyattrag's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick mice.
2. Do not hurt dogs.
3. Always obey Kipyattrag's priests.
4. Never talk about capybaras.
5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.