Tanjaddit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable squid.

Tanjaddit created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanjaddit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tanjaddit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tanjaddit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tanjaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Tanjaddit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanjaddit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.