Feddagdintifcadkon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain jaguar.

Feddagdintifcadkon created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Feddagdintifcadkon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Feddagdintifcadkon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Feddagdintifcadkon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Feddagdintifcadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.