Cimlikflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, happy zebra.

Cimlikflag created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimlikflag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimlikflag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cimlikflag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cimlikflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Hide from cyan dogs for they are unholy.