Midyimmap Gofmispig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid human.

Midyimmap Gofmispig created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Midyimmap Gofmispig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Midyimmap Gofmispig, he will not invite you to parties.

Midyimmap Gofmispig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Midyimmap Gofmispig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red tights.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Midyimmap Gofmispig on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.