Rigdimran is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong narwhal.

Rigdimran created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Rigdimran, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigdimran, he will ignore you.

Rigdimran's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rigdimran's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Rigdimran in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never touch water while clean.

5. Never feed strawberries to swans while wearing gray boots.