Inggargungutgut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, annoying yak.

Inggargungutgut created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Inggargungutgut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Inggargungutgut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Inggargungutgut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Inggargungutgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not covet oxen.