Megarmwap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional hippopotamus.

Megarmwap created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Megarmwap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Megarmwap, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Megarmwap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Megarmwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Never paint your face violet.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Put Megarmwap first in all things.