Fodlooptomdut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful hydra.

Fodlooptomdut created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlooptomdut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodlooptomdut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fodlooptomdut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fodlooptomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Fodlooptomdut loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.