Nadvinflap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty manatee.

Nadvinflap created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadvinflap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadvinflap, he will turn you into a rock.

Nadvinflap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nadvinflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Worship no other gods but Nadvinflap.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never look at nebulae.