Fabarmpog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast human.

Fabarmpog created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabarmpog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabarmpog, it will come to you in dreams.

Fabarmpog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fabarmpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.