Honbimcempitrullxuckjipfarn Bomstipcetflowcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil wyvern.

Honbimcempitrullxuckjipfarn Bomstipcetflowcit created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Honbimcempitrullxuckjipfarn Bomstipcetflowcit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Honbimcempitrullxuckjipfarn Bomstipcetflowcit, she will ignore you.

Honbimcempitrullxuckjipfarn Bomstipcetflowcit's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Honbimcempitrullxuckjipfarn Bomstipcetflowcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near tortoises while wearing yellow trousers and balancing three carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. You must love Honbimcempitrullxuckjipfarn Bomstipcetflowcit.