Appbomben is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful skunk.

Appbomben created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appbomben, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appbomben, she will turn you into a slug.

Appbomben's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Appbomben's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four doves approach from the north.

2. Appbomben loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never prepare peanuts during winter.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about planets.