Tifceb Flagtarhadbisszoddunstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain jackal.

Tifceb Flagtarhadbisszoddunstrag created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifceb Flagtarhadbisszoddunstrag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tifceb Flagtarhadbisszoddunstrag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tifceb Flagtarhadbisszoddunstrag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tifceb Flagtarhadbisszoddunstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.